i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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