No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I have vodka in my lungs
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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