Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
