Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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