Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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