told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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