Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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