hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Randomize
