Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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