he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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