he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
