The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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