I wish i was in the wii world.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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