she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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