did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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