oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
