is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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