Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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