smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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