i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
