ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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