U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I didn't notice because vodka
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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