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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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