I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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