Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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