found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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