Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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