WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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