ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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