i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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