so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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