Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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