Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Maybe he injected his testicle?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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