wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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