Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Enjoy the penises
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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