I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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