4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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