Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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