please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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