i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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