kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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