We named our party play list daddy issues
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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