Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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