real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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