I am puke
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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