me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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