A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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