Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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