Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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