Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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